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  • Archive for August 9th, 2007

    Some fortune cookies contain no fortunes?

    Thursday, August 9th, 2007

    I’m trying to decide if this fortune is incredibly zen or totally inane.

    They are supporting a family with your tips

    Thursday, August 9th, 2007

    Clem Richardson of The New York Daily News was scolded for being a poor tipper to the deliverymen at his local Chinese restaurant. He thought that $2 or $3 was pretty good considering they didn’t cook the food or have to keep visiting his table, figuring they make 15 to 20 deliveries an hour (this […]

    Conan O’Brien serenades dumplings in Mandarin

    Thursday, August 9th, 2007

    Conan O’Brien and a “Chinese deliveryman” sang a West Side Story-style duet about dumplings in Chinese during last night’s show. Came with subtitles and everything. Conan’s pronounciation was pretty decent actually.