{"id":587,"date":"2008-02-26T13:37:33","date_gmt":"2008-02-26T18:37:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/2008\/02\/26\/a-meta-fortune-cookie-fortune\/"},"modified":"2008-02-26T13:37:33","modified_gmt":"2008-02-26T18:37:33","slug":"a-meta-fortune-cookie-fortune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/26\/a-meta-fortune-cookie-fortune\/","title":{"rendered":"A meta-fortune cookie fortune"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/dsc00312.JPG\" title=\"Ignore Previous Fortunes\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/dsc00312.JPG\" alt=\"Ignore Previous Fortunes\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/a><br \/>\nBarbara Brown sent this photo to me and a message: &#8220;Heard your intrview on NPR yesterday and wanted to share my favorite fortune ever.  After a birthday dinner one year I opened my fortune cookie and read, &#8216;Ignore previous fortunes.&#8217; I&#8217;ve never met anyone else who has gotten that fortune, nor do I want to. I still have it, though it&#8217;s been at least 15 years.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Barbara Brown sent this photo to me and a message: &#8220;Heard your intrview on NPR yesterday and wanted to share my favorite fortune ever. After a birthday dinner one year I opened my fortune cookie and read, &#8216;Ignore previous fortunes.&#8217; I&#8217;ve never met anyone else who has gotten that fortune, nor do I want to. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fortune-cookies","category-quirky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pydS-9t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}