{"id":483,"date":"2008-01-25T17:29:32","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T22:29:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/2008\/01\/25\/even-hallmark-is-getting-naughty-with-its-fortune-cookies\/"},"modified":"2008-01-25T17:29:32","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T22:29:32","slug":"even-hallmark-is-getting-naughty-with-its-fortune-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/25\/even-hallmark-is-getting-naughty-with-its-fortune-cookies\/","title":{"rendered":"Even Hallmark is getting naughty with its fortune cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/hallmark-fortune-cookie-in-bed.jpg\" title=\"Hallmark Cards \u00e2\u20ac\u0153in bed\u00e2\u20ac\u009d with fortune cookie\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/hallmark-fortune-cookie-in-bed.jpg\" title=\"Hallmark Cards \u00e2\u20ac\u0153in bed\u00e2\u20ac\u009d with fortune cookie\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/hallmark-fortune-cookie-in-bed.jpg\" alt=\"Hallmark Cards \u00e2\u20ac\u0153in bed\u00e2\u20ac\u009d with fortune cookie\" width=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Timothy Layman sent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hallmark.com\/webapp\/wcs\/stores\/servlet\/product|10001|10051|79\">this Hallmark Card link<\/a> to me. For $4.99 you can get it personalized and mailed for you (no need to lick your own stamp!)<\/p>\n<p>Outside: &#8220;You will have much success and happiness.&#8221;<br \/>\nInside: &#8220;In bed. Happy Valentines Day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nOne of the big mysteries in fortune cookie-dom remaining (now that we know they are from Japan). Where did tacking on the &#8220;in bed&#8221; and &#8220;between the sheets&#8221; custom come from?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Timothy Layman sent this Hallmark Card link to me. For $4.99 you can get it personalized and mailed for you (no need to lick your own stamp!) Outside: &#8220;You will have much success and happiness.&#8221; Inside: &#8220;In bed. Happy Valentines Day.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fortune-cookies","category-quirky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pydS-7N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}