{"id":354,"date":"2007-12-20T18:36:05","date_gmt":"2007-12-20T23:36:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/2007\/12\/20\/holiday-presents-fancy-fortune-cookies-made-in-willie-wonka-land\/"},"modified":"2007-12-20T18:42:13","modified_gmt":"2007-12-20T23:42:13","slug":"holiday-presents-fancy-fortune-cookies-made-in-willie-wonka-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/20\/holiday-presents-fancy-fortune-cookies-made-in-willie-wonka-land\/","title":{"rendered":"Holiday presents: fancy fortune cookies made in Willie Wonka-land"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So for my professional holiday presents (I don&#8217;t do personal presents generally, long Chinese story) I couldn&#8217;t resist ordering from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodfortunes.com\/\">Good Fortunes<\/a>, which offers delicious special (and pricey) fortune cookies for all kinds of special occasions: Valentine&#8217;s Day, Hannukkah, Weddings, Mother&#8217;s Day, etc.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/goodfortuneplain.JPG\" title=\"Variety pack fortune cookies from Good Fortune\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/goodfortuneplain.JPG\" alt=\"Variety pack fortune cookies from Good Fortune\" width=\"350\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here are the ones I gave out today. Above s their most popular set. The toffee ones are so so good.  Good Fortunes also offers <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodfortunes.com\/products.asp?UID=0760122015212185&amp;keyword=ZG&amp;nav=Gigantic%20Fortune%20Cookies&amp;swf=fortunecookies\">giant fortune cookies<\/a> which are the size of footballs. They also offer a set of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodfortunes.com\/products.asp?UID=0760122015212185&amp;keyword=ZC1&amp;nav=Cookie%20Couture&amp;swf=cookiecouture\">cookie couture clothing<\/a>, like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodfortunes.com\/build_shopcart3.asp?UID=0760122015212185&amp;ITEMNO=BP+1+1+SM\">fortune cookie beaded panties<\/a> (why?).<\/p>\n<p><!--more--> This is the x-mas set &#8212; sorry about the plastic reflection. We didn&#8217;t open this one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/2007\/12\/20\/holiday-presents-fancy-fortune-cookies-made-in-willie-wonka-land\/christmas-fortune-cookie-pack-from-good-fortunes\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-356\" title=\"Christmas fortune cookie pack from Good Fortunes\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/goodfortunexmas.JPG\" alt=\"Christmas fortune cookie pack from Good Fortunes\" width=\"350\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p> This is the set I got for my friend Sewell, who is genetically Chinese, but I swear is actually more Jewish than many of the reformed Jews I know.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/hannukahfortunecookies.JPG\" alt=\"Hannukah fortune cookies from Good Fortunes\" width=\"350\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been to visit their factory, which is just outside Los Angeles. Outside totally nondescript. Inside it&#8217;s very colorful and everyone is making these yummy fun desserts with liquid sugar and chocolate oozing. It feels  kinda like going to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Willy_Wonka_&amp;_the_Chocolate_Factory\">Willie Wonka&#8217;s chocolate factory,<\/a>  except instead of <a href=\"http:\/\/php.warnerbros.com\/movies\/chocolatefactorymovie\/oompa\/index.php\">Oompa Loompas<\/a>, it&#8217;s staffed by Latina women.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So for my professional holiday presents (I don&#8217;t do personal presents generally, long Chinese story) I couldn&#8217;t resist ordering from Good Fortunes, which offers delicious special (and pricey) fortune cookies for all kinds of special occasions: Valentine&#8217;s Day, Hannukkah, Weddings, Mother&#8217;s Day, etc. Anyway, here are the ones I gave out today. 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