{"id":337,"date":"2007-12-17T10:54:19","date_gmt":"2007-12-17T15:54:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/2007\/12\/17\/fortune-cookie-magic-eight-ball\/"},"modified":"2007-12-17T10:54:19","modified_gmt":"2007-12-17T15:54:19","slug":"fortune-cookie-magic-eight-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/17\/fortune-cookie-magic-eight-ball\/","title":{"rendered":"Fortune Cookie Magic Eight Ball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cims.nyu.edu\/~dhu\/\">David<\/a> gave me a <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/gadgets\/gadgets\/smart-cookie-is-smarter-than-an-average-cookie-334447.php\">magic fortune cookie eight ball<\/a> last year, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.perpetualkid.com\/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&amp;ProdID=970\">available for $9.99<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/fortunecookieeightball.jpg\" title=\"Fortune cookie eight ball\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/fortunecookieeightball.jpg\" title=\"Fortune cookie eight ball\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/fortunecookieeightball.jpg\" alt=\"Fortune cookie eight ball\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some of its answers<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> Future sticky like rice,<\/li>\n<li> You don&#8217;t wonton know<\/li>\n<li> Answer sweet and sour<\/li>\n<li> Don&#8217;t mock the cookie<\/li>\n<li> Try the eggroll<\/li>\n<li>Cookie busy &#8211; try later<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend David gave me a magic fortune cookie eight ball last year, available for $9.99. Some of its answers Future sticky like rice, You don&#8217;t wonton know Answer sweet and sour Don&#8217;t mock the cookie Try the eggroll Cookie busy &#8211; try later<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chinese-food","category-fortune-cookies"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pydS-5r","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}