{"id":3007,"date":"2010-08-10T19:47:48","date_gmt":"2010-08-11T00:47:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/10\/oops-wrong-cookie\/"},"modified":"2010-08-11T07:41:42","modified_gmt":"2010-08-11T12:41:42","slug":"oops-wrong-cookie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/10\/oops-wrong-cookie\/","title":{"rendered":"Oops. Wrong Cookie?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\/getfile\/files.posterous.com\/fortunecookiechronicles\/m1EYvyYY1R2kVdlSvLwYDuTvSO29lb19PJIZcLIUtzHXJbKJEcg7xAs38twS\/oops_wrong_cookie.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\/getfile\/files.posterous.com\/fortunecookiechronicles\/pEEhV6F5aAAqFhz1uXtcv3CZPPeoQf7ltMSO4iwZGnWBCvTLgkKAMXyYbo6I\/oops_wrong_cookie.jpg.scaled.500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This fortune, which the host got during a taping of a PBS interview about my book, is one of the funnier fortunes I have gotten. It&#8217;s from Wonton Foods. Some fortune cookie writer had a sense of humor or was incredibly bored.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This fortune, which the host got during a taping of a PBS interview about my book, is one of the funnier fortunes I have gotten. It&#8217;s from Wonton Foods. Some fortune cookie writer had a sense of humor or was incredibly bored.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,11,93],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chinese-food","category-fortune-cookies","category-funny-fortunes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pydS-Mv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3007"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3073,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3007\/revisions\/3073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}