{"id":2550,"date":"2009-05-24T17:23:49","date_gmt":"2009-05-24T22:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/?p=2550"},"modified":"2009-05-24T17:26:28","modified_gmt":"2009-05-24T22:26:28","slug":"the-rubber-bands-are-heading-in-the-right-direction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/24\/the-rubber-bands-are-heading-in-the-right-direction\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rubber Bands Are Heading in the Right Direction."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/rubber-band-fortune.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/rubber-band-fortune-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"Strange Rubber Band Fortune\" title=\"rubber-band-fortune\"  class=\"size-medium wp-image-2549\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/rubber-band-fortune-300x150.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/rubber-band-fortune.jpg 504w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is a fortune that was sent to me by a reader:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m sending you a picture of a fortune I got out of a cookie about five or so years ago.  It&#8217;s the strangest fortune I&#8217;ve ever received and I thought you might like to see it.  I&#8217;ve kept it pinned on my bulletin board all these years because I get a kick out of it and recently I started playing the lucky numbers in the lottery!  I think it&#8217;s a positive fortune, just a bit out of the norm.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I can  tell that this fortune is from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wontonfood.com\">Wonton Food<\/a>, which makes half of all the fortune cookies in America, 4.5 million or so per day. Wonton must have had a quirky writer. <\/p>\n<p>Does anyone have any idea what it means?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a fortune that was sent to me by a reader: I&#8217;m sending you a picture of a fortune I got out of a cookie about five or so years ago. It&#8217;s the strangest fortune I&#8217;ve ever received and I thought you might like to see it. I&#8217;ve kept it pinned on my bulletin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,93,21,61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fortune-cookies","category-funny-fortunes","category-quirky","category-reader-feedback"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pydS-F8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2550"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2553,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550\/revisions\/2553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}