{"id":2502,"date":"2009-05-09T08:02:20","date_gmt":"2009-05-09T13:02:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/?p=2502"},"modified":"2009-05-09T08:02:20","modified_gmt":"2009-05-09T13:02:20","slug":"this-paper-is-not-edible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/09\/this-paper-is-not-edible\/","title":{"rendered":"This Paper is Not Edible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Tomoko, who lives in Tokyo, went to an upscale Chinese restaurant called <a href=\"http:\/\/sichuandouhua.com\/about.html\">Si Chuan Do Hua<\/a> and had fortune cookies served to her. It was the first time it had happened to her. The fortune was in Japanese and English.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/all-the-answers2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2501 aligncenter\" title=\"Japanese Fortune Cookie\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/all-the-answers2-300x206.jpg\" alt=\"Japanese Fortune Cookie from Si Chuan Do Hua restaurant in Japan.\" width=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/all-the-answers2-300x206.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/all-the-answers2.jpg 689w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The more amusing thing is that on the back it warned, in small writing, in Japanese &#8220;This paper is not edible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/sichuan-do-hua-restaurant.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"sichuan-do-hua-restaurant\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/sichuan-do-hua-restaurant-300x176.jpg\" alt=\"This Paper Is Not Edible\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Tomoko, who lives in Tokyo, went to an upscale Chinese restaurant called Si Chuan Do Hua and had fortune cookies served to her. It was the first time it had happened to her. The fortune was in Japanese and English. The more amusing thing is that on the back it warned, in small [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,8,11,93],"tags":[117,116,118],"class_list":["post-2502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best","category-chinese-food","category-fortune-cookies","category-funny-fortunes","tag-japan","tag-si-chuan-do-hua","tag-tomoko"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pydS-Em","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2502"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2506,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2502\/revisions\/2506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}