{"id":2421,"date":"2009-04-07T22:40:03","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T03:40:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/?p=2421"},"modified":"2009-04-07T22:40:03","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T03:40:03","slug":"a-woman-calls-911-over-the-lack-of-shrimp-in-her-fried-rice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/07\/a-woman-calls-911-over-the-lack-of-shrimp-in-her-fried-rice\/","title":{"rendered":"A Woman Calls 911 Over the Lack of Shrimp in Her Fried Rice"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Associated Press ran a story about a 911 call from a woman<\/a> who complained about her fried rice at a local Chinese restaurant. (This came to me via @weirdnews<\/a> on Twitter)<\/p>\n

I’m sure there are fair use issues, but I can’t help but quote it in full.<\/p>\n

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A woman called 911 to report she didn’t get as much shrimp as she wanted in her fried rice at a Texas restaurant. <\/p>\n

Haltom City police on Tuesday released the taped emergency call, in which the customer is heard telling the dispatcher, “to get a police officer up here, what has to happen?”<\/p>\n

The customer also says: “He didn’t even put extra shrimp in there.”<\/p>\n

The upset customer had left the Fort Worth-area restaurant when an officer arrived Monday afternoon.<\/p>\n

Restaurant workers say the woman had been denied a refund after leaving with her order, then returning to complain.<\/p>\n

Cook June Lee says nothing was wrong with the meal, and that “some customers are happy. Some are not.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Associated Press ran a story about a 911 call from a woman who complained about her fried rice at a local Chinese restaurant. (This came to me via @weirdnews on Twitter) I’m sure there are fair use issues, but I can’t help but quote it in full. A woman called 911 to report she […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chinese-food"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pydS-D3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2421"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2426,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2421\/revisions\/2426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}