{"id":236,"date":"2007-10-15T16:00:23","date_gmt":"2007-10-15T21:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/2007\/10\/15\/and-maybe-7-11-clerk-is-actually-an-anthrax-specialist-too\/"},"modified":"2007-10-15T16:01:29","modified_gmt":"2007-10-15T21:01:29","slug":"and-maybe-7-11-clerk-is-actually-an-anthrax-specialist-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/15\/and-maybe-7-11-clerk-is-actually-an-anthrax-specialist-too\/","title":{"rendered":"And maybe that 7-11 clerk is actually an anthrax specialist too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this sign while driving through Kansas hunting Chinese restaurants.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/homelandsecuritythreat2.jpg\" title=\"Homeland Security Threat. Please See Cashier for Details\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/homelandsecuritythreat2.jpg\" title=\"Homeland Security Threat. Please See Cashier for Details\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/homelandsecuritythreat2.jpg\" alt=\"Homeland Security Threat. Please See Cashier for Details\" width=\"400\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this sign while driving through Kansas hunting Chinese restaurants.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pydS-3O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}