{"id":1507,"date":"2008-10-23T10:25:09","date_gmt":"2008-10-23T15:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/?p=1507"},"modified":"2008-10-23T10:25:09","modified_gmt":"2008-10-23T15:25:09","slug":"some-people-have-8ness-thrust-upon-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/23\/some-people-have-8ness-thrust-upon-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Some people have 8ness thrust upon them."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just <a href=\"http:\/\/thisbetheblog.wordpress.com\/2008\/08\/08\/ode-to-jenny-8-lee\/\">saw this<\/a>, and was amused. I am honored to be the subject of an ode.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Ode to Jennifer 8. Lee<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Be not afraid of eightness: some are born eight, some achieve eightness, and some have eightness thrust upon them.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just saw this, and was amused. I am honored to be the subject of an ode. Ode to Jennifer 8. Lee Be not afraid of eightness: some are born eight, some achieve eightness, and some have eightness thrust upon them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chinese-food"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pydS-oj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1507"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1508,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507\/revisions\/1508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fortunecookiechronicles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}